#ConfessionFriday
I thought we had like 6 lungs til I was 16.
Idk what I missed in school all those years. But I remember being in the 10th grade, talking to a close friend of mine on the phone. The funny thing was... I was trying to make fun of his health issues.
ME: "Dude u've been in an out of the hospital for the last few years. U gonna mess around and have ALL your lungs collapse if u try to play basketball."
MIKE: "What do u mean 'ALL' my lungs?"
ME: "Not just 1 or 2 lungs... but all of them." <then I started laughing cuz I thought I was clever>
MIKE: "Jaye, you're not serious are you? You do know how many lungs we have right?"
ME: "Uhh... 4, 5, 6. Idk. A lot."
MIKE: <Silent for about 10 seconds. Then the loudest, longest laugh possible> "Jaye!! How u gon crack on me and say some crap like that. That's the dumbest thing Ive heard in my life! How did you get into Community (Richmond Community High School)?! Bruh... we have 2 lungs. TWO! A Left Lung and a Right Lung. That's it!"
ME: <silent for about 10 seconds myself, cuz I was so embarrassed. Then I busted out laughing. But I had nothing else to say.>
Jaye: 0
Mike: 1