I have a foot fetish. No... like for realz... I like feet.
One time, my thing for feet played a good trick on me.. I was looking down as I walked through the store. And I just happened to notice these amazingly beautiful feet in some sandals. No paint on the toenails, smooth-lookin skin, clean, flat-toes with no extra knuckles, it didnt even look like she had a fresh pedicure, but just some naturally good-looking feet.
My first thought was "Wow her feet are gorgeous."
My second thought was "Slowly look up and check out how she looks in the face."
My third thought was "Wait... Are those men's sandals? I think those are men's sandals. Im pretty sure those are men's sandals."
My fourth thought was "Oh God no!"
My fifth thought was "Well, women can wear men's sandals, right? Nothing to worry about. But now I have to know if this is a man or woman. Jayé... Look up."
<I slowly look up. And in fact the person turned out to be a butch lesbian. So, although she had on men's clothing, and had a masculine look (from haircut to face & neck tattoos), she was still female, so I felt better.>